Total Medals Earned: 516 (From 126 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,170 Points
Medals Earned: 10/20 (70/445 points)
You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.
Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.
You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.
Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.
To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.
For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.
Finish the game in Normal Mode and enjoy the ending.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?
You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.
The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.
Reach level 2 in Arcade mode
Finish the game in Hard Mode and watch the TRUE ending.
Reach 500 beats in the final part (hard mode).
Reach level 3 in Arcade mode
Gain more than 40.000 points in Arcade Mode
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
The Rabbit number 8.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/120 points)
...and ordered a beer.
You went to the bar...
You drank four beers
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits